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  • March 14, 2018 – If you are a mathematician you know this is Pie Day 3.1418  – Has nothing to do with our human nature to love the outdoors.  “Read” on…. Oh my, have you “read” all of that?

    March 14, 2018 – If you are a mathematician you know this is Pie Day 3.1418 – Has nothing to do with our human nature to love the outdoors. “Read” on…. Oh my, have you “read” all of that?

    The above 10 foot gator was in the middle of the lake thrashing in the water.

    New topic:  A friend sent me an e-mail of homographs. He wanted to show me how crazy the English language is.  Boy, do I know that.  Man, my computer is slow this morning. (Boy and Man?????)

    I spent at least five years working with translators in European Business Headquarters helping them work with the English speaking writers of technical documents.  The writers had to be careful what they wrote so it could be translated.

    For example:  General Motors had on their advertisements these words “Body by Fisher” – Some non-US folks assumed that meant “Cadaver found by the fisherman.”

    Here are some more difficult phrases for the translators.

    I did not *object* to the *object*.

    They were too *close* to the door to *close* it.

    The buck *does* funny things when the *does* are present.

    Upon seeing the *tear* in the painting I shed a *tear*.

    Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger and neither apple nor pine in a pineapple.

    Each day I see my kitchen door and my bathroom door.  I live in a Florida community called The Great Outdoors. I have not yet found the door that is out and great?

    A human nature fact is most people love the great outdoors too. Yesterday I was obliged to spend 2 1/2 hours in a wonderful and large furniture store. I spent the 2 1/2 half hours “wandering” around “wondering” about the 80 animals I saw that people could buy and set on their floors, coffee tables, sidebars, or wall shelves.

    All of that was to tell you I love (and photograph) the great outdoors even if I can not find the door.  Here are a few things I did find within the recent days.

    This 10 foot gator was in the middle of the lake thrashing in the water – Like he ate something he should not have eaten – then he swam to shore and did strange moves. I think that is the way they trap them when they get too large or aggressive for human association.
    This non-poisionous water snake was about to enter my neighbor’s garage when I encouraged him to head for the lake behind the house!
    On the nature trail, this beautiful and very poisonous  Pigmy Rattler Snake was easy to see and avoid.
    But when he got off into the pine needles by the side of the trail, he is well hidden!
    Of the 80 animals I saw in the furniture store – You could buy your very own Gator – and he was not too aggressive! See, a safe way to be an outdoors person!
    Maybe you want to go to another continent or snorkel without getting wet? Easy ways to be an outdoors person

    Hope you really enjoy the outdoor around you and enjoy the animals however you choose to see them.

    By for now!

  • March 12, 2018 – Every day I hike and bike the the land of unicorns, Luster, and found Firethroat!! Oh My. and I found Squijum & Dimblethum too!

    Last Saturday, I unknowingly rode my bike into the land of Unicorns right here in the Great Outdoors Community’s nature trails.

    Oh MY, from my iphone – I captured “Firethroat” – A fire breathing dragon snake – Wise and philosophical.

    HISTORY:  The unicorn is a legendary creature that has been described since antiquity as a beast with a single large, pointed,  horn projecting from its forehead. The unicorn was mentioned by the ancient Greeks.

    In European folklore, the unicorn is often depicted as a white horse with a long horn. In the  Renaissance, it was a woodland creature, a symbol of purity and grace, which could only be captured by a virgin.

    Doing research for this posting, I found there are hundreds of Children Fairy Tale books about Unicorns or using Unicorn characters. I chose one to tell you just a little about how one story might use unicorns.  I chose this on also because I needed to find a way to use my digitized  photograph.

    I began to think about an illustration for a Fairy Tale book about Unicorns. – this is my initial take at an illustration.

    The book I chose –  “Into Luster, the Land of the Unicorns”  by Bruce Coville 1999:

    Cara Diana Hunter and her grandmother realize they were being followed on their way home from the library. They duck into a church, but their pursuer follows. Cara is terrified, but her grandmother seems to expect this. Grandmother gives Cara her special amulet and instructs her to run to the top of the church tower. She says that when she gets to the top of the building to clutch the amulet and on the stroke of 12 say “Luster take me home.”

    She tells Cara to find the Old One and tell her “the Wanderer is weary.”  Cara does does as told, and ends up in a magical forest in a different world. This world is called Luster and it is the home of the unicorns. Cara makes several friends on her way to find the Old One, who is actually the Queen of the unicorns, in order to deliver her grandmother’s message.

    Some of the characters are:

    • Cara – A young girl whose grandmother gives her an Amulet to get into Luster. Raised on the run by her grandmother, who is a “Wanderer” between our world and Luster.
    • Old One – The Queen of the Unicorns and lives in Summerhaven. She is also known as Arabella Skydancer.
    • Firethroat – A dragon snake who gives Cara the gift of tongues. Wise and philosophical.
    • Lightfoot – A unicorn prince who Cara meets soon after she arrives in Luster. He helps Cara get to Summerhaven to see the Queen.
    •  Dimblethum – A wolf like person. The Dimblethum saves Cara from a goblin-like Delver as soon as she arrives in Luster. He also assists her on her journey to see the unicorn Queen.
    • Squijum – A funny looking animal (looks a bit like a raccoon).
    • And many more!
  • March 9, 2018 – Blood Curdling Screams –Oh My!

    March 9, 2018 – Blood Curdling Screams –Oh My!

    I grew up in a farm-house build in 1835. Blood curdling screams were, sometimes, heard in the middle of the night. Oh my! I bolted straight up in bed, hair standing on end, and heart racing!

    I was told there were screaming ghosts that lurked in that old 1835 farm-house.

    Now you got to believe me, the screams did not happen often. In fact, the gentle mooing of the cattle in the pasture around the tall pines outside my bedroom window, the crowing of the rooster as the sun came up, and gentle rain drops on the well house roof is what this little farm boy heard almost every night.

    That is, until one of those nights when all the gentle sounds seemed to come to a sudden stop – dead silence until the SCREAM………. as I write of this my heart is now racing – just thinking about those SCREAMS that happened 70 years ago.

    Oh My – I kinda think my Great Great Grandpa, Abe, who built the old farm house in 1835 may have screamed just to scare me  – family legend has it he was a prankster

    Life with farm animals is not the angelic life painted in children books – Oh my no. Let me tell you of the rooster that would attack like a fighting cock, the dog that grab your leg wanting to tear you apart if you startled him awake, the bull that we were told never to go near and never wear red – because he would put his horn laden head down and smash you against the wall,

    Yipes –  in my dreams.

    or big old Dan the draft horse that had what seemed to be 20 foot long hind legs that could reach the back of the stall and kick a hole in the wall – That is, of course, if his kick missed your head.

    Oh My Dan broke the fence and not my head.

    But, my Mom’s old porch cat named “Polly” would run up to you as soon as you opened the front door – Dad would not allow animals in the house. Polly knew her place was on the front porch – never tried to enter the house. But she would stand there and purr, rub your leg, until you sat in the old front porch rocker. Then she would jump on your lap, snuggle, and pretend to fall asleep.

    Polly’s purring could put you to sleep.

    We always sat longer than we intended, because who would want to disturb such a trusting loyal quiet friend – the only sound was a soft purr, maybe a brief sigh. The memory as I write this relaxed me so I could almost hear the purr and nod off to sl…

    Oh my – I did doze off and dreamed -But, now my heart is racing. The terrible SCREAM. It happened just now in my dream YIPES!

    That Polly, the calming cat I described, turned into a screaming monster when the neighbors old Tom cat came within 50 yards of our front porch. The wild jackals of the African plains were pussy cats compare to Polly when her territory was invaded by that old Tom cat.

    When did that old Tom come around? and when did Polly turned into a screaming monster – in the middle of the night when old Tom came looking to make Polly his girlfriend.

    “Oh My” – says Tom – “I am out of here!”

    Even though I know there were no ghosts.  How am I to know that Polly really turned into a monster?  Maybe it was  just Abe  playing a trick on me with Blood Curdling Screams.  – We will never know.

    Oh My 
  • March 6, 2018 – Abstract art.

    When I sat down to write you a page this morning, I needed to make it quick.  Why? ’cause I spent all morning making a painting.

    We have all seen abstract paintings, but if asked to paint an abstract, we brand new digital artists,  have no idea how to begin.

    A simple change in mindset is needed to start an abstract. A move away from the need to copy and toward the understanding that the artist is in charge of what he thinks he sees.

    Does his mind see a pattern that is fun to look at, or is it a pattern that clearly reveals a hidden images, or is it surreal where some images are quite clear but can’t be real – except in the artists mind of course.

    Here is one I made this morning:

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    MORNING CHAIR – Come sit a spell.

     It is most often a beautiful morning in our Florida home in the winter and in our summer home on the northern Island. So as I sat down to think abstract here is what happened – on my iPad of course. My mind combined the the north and south into this image that is fun to look at but can not be real except in my mind.

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    Until the next time – maybe we can ponder all this stuff together.
  • March 5, 2018 – more examples of a Pareidolia

    In my last post I said, pareidolia describes our tendency to see patterns in random data.  A study undertaken by Canadian researchers has added further evidence to the theory that we just can’t help seeing faces in random data. We’re hard-wired to recognise human faces.

    I would like them to study me, because I think I am hard wired to see many more things than human faces in clouds, and everyday scenes.

    Now, I am learning to paint over photographs and merge photographs on my iPad. I am also learning to send the results to all my other devices and then I can send them to this web site!

    I create strange images but I hope you find some of the images pleasant to look at:

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    I see a reflection
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    Study this and tell me what you see
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    Hey, I see me reflected a little more clearly on the left.

     

    You might have to study the last one awhile to see me reflected on the left.

    Anyway, when you are sitting and enjoying a rest, having a drink of water, or looking at the snow bank, the flower bed, or what ever – see if your mind can create a mix of colors to mentally view a piece of abstract art.  Be a pareidolia person.

     

     

  • February 27,2018 – Oh my. I have it! What do I have you say? I have Pareidolia – pronounced “Pari-DOH-lee-a”

    Should I see a doctor? – Wonder if Medi Care will pay to get me fixed?

    Oh, did you want me to tell you what I am talking about?

    Pareidolia is a term for seeing patterns in random data. Some of my examples are seeing a likeness of a teddy bear in the clouds, maybe a hole in the clouds that looks like an eye,  or an image of a dog that is really a tree trunk.

    In general Pareidolia describes our tendency to see patterns in random data.  A study undertaken by Canadian researchers has added further evidence to the theory that we just can’t help seeing faces in random data. We’re hard-wired to recognise human faces.

    I would like them to study me, because I think I am hard wired to see many more things than human faces in clouds, and just everyday scenes.

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    While walking the Nature Trail near home in Florida I spotted this palm tree stump.
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    While walking the Nature Trail near home in Florida this palm tree stump was converted, in my mind, into a funny looking dog – I had to go pet it – of course I got no response!.

    I think I have some form of Pareidolia. I see more than human faces. But I really love it! This sickness helps me have fun with PhotoShop each morning. It lets my mind see things  the good old Pareidolia doctors probably never thought of.  For example:

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    This is a formal photo of me when I was quit young – My Mom liked to do things like take us to town once a year, at Easter, for clothes and a photograph!
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    This is Christy giving the keynote address.
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    See, I combined the two previous photos to show how my Mom would have seen the Keynote Address. She had a form of Pareidolia too.
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    Well, she most likely would have seen me giving a fire and brimstone sermon!

    Now you know what Pareidolia is – Pareidolia is a term for seeing patterns in random data.

    Most people think you have to be mentally abnormal to see these types of images, I see nothing abnormal about it – but it can be dangerous.  While riding bikes, you can crash. We are studying the clouds and not watching where we are going. 

    I added the following paragraph from the internet report by the Canadian research:

    “But our findings suggest it’s common for people to see non-existent features because human brains are uniquely wired to recognise faces, so that even when there’s only a slight suggestion of facial features the brain automatically interprets it as a face.”

    The research is in line with previous studies on the subject, and adds evidence to the theory that facial pareidolia emerged from an evolutionary need to recognize other friends – and foes – in a pinch. Doing so could have meant the difference between life and death tens of thousands of years ago, and modern humans seem to have just hung on to the skill.

    Writing in his 1995 book The Demon-Haunted World, Carl Sagan theorized that “As soon as the infant can see, it recognizes faces, and we now know that this skill is hardwired in our brains. Those infants who a million years ago were unable to recognize a face smiled back less, were less likely to win the hearts of their parents, and less likely to prosper.”

     

    GOOD BY – FOR NOW – Go look at clouds, trees, other people – what do you see? Oh my!

     

  • Feb. 24, 2018 – Reflective art, Oh my. Next time you see a reflection – stop and ponder.

    Every morning, when the wind is still, I sip my coffee, and study the lake behind my house, mesmerized by the houses and landscape reflected on the water. That caused  me to think of reflected photo art.

    I read somewhere – “If you want to engage more thoughtfully with the world around you, consider reflective art.”

    So, I tried a few reflective photo art images using PhotoShop. It did make me think about the world around me out there on the lake.

    Hope I trigger some thoughts in your mind as you see the next reflection in your world.

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    Abstract photos are not what the camera see, but what you can make your mind see.
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    As my mind saw an artist in the sky – reflected on the lake behind my house through my coffee cup – as I spipped coffee – honest it was only pure coffee!

     

    My quote for the day: Now, reflect upon your next reflection!  Oh my.

     

  • Feb 20, 2018 – Oh my, look up and see things of wonder & smile at the view.

    1.  Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others. by Jonathan Swift
    2. The sky “is but a canvas to our imagination.” by Henry David Thoreau
    3. Art is not what you see, but what you help others see. by Edgar Degas
    4. Look at the clouds, see things that are invisible, imagine beauty, and help others look up and smile.  by Jim Brubaker

     

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    The view while having lunch yesterday on the back porch.
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    My mind isolated the upper left, turned it 90 degrees clockwise. An animal appeared.
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    The first step in my artistic imagination.
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    The artistic liberty of my mind makes me smile sometimes – Photoshop helps me show it to you.

    Look up and practice your own artistic liberty.  You need not show it to anyone.  Just show it to your own mind and smile.

    Oh my, that was fun.  I wonder what our minds will see next.

     

  • Feb 14, 2018 – Oh my – It is Valentine’s Day! Be wary of the trustworthiness of a beautiful brown eyed maiden.

    As, you know, I am trying to become a computer artist – with PhotoShop and Corel Painter. I play around a lot with eyes and facial expressions. I make tronies. Go ahead read on.

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    “Study the FACE and EYES” – This is not my art work.  I took it from some art magazine I was studying on-line.

    Do you know how many young boys with fire in their blue eyes look into the eyes of a young girl and say “Will you be my valentine?”

    And maybe even attempt to sing the old song:

    “Would you be my, honeybee ye ye..
    sweet kisses all the time, be mine..
    Be my…. Valentine…    Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh, Be My….Valentine…!

    And then get the reply:

    “Noooo, Noooo, Nooooo”

    I know it was not the eyes that were driving the young man but there are a lot of love songs about the eyes.

    Anyway, at this point the young man had to attempt to sing the song: “Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue.”   I know I said earlier the young man had blue eyes BUT it was blue eyed Crystal Gayle who had the hit song in the “70s: “Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue” Despite the title, Crystal herself has blue eyes.

    Do you know these facts?  The color of your eyes depends on how much of the pigment melanin you have in your iris—the colored part of your eyes. The more pigment you have, the darker your eyes will be.

    Newborn babies have little melanin in their eyes, so they begin life with blue or almost colorless eyes. The melanin gradually increases, and by about three years of age, their eyes will have darkened to their true color.

    Did you know that having brown eyes may make you appear more trustworthy?

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    On Valentine’s day – what do you think? Blue Eyed trust?

    In the Czech Republic, university students were asked to look at photographs of 80 fellow students.  Results of the study revealed that people with brown eyes were perceived as significantly more trustworthy than those with blue eyes.

    But it’s a little more complicated than that.  I did a lot of corporate research over the years and I know you have to be careful of conclusions.

    Brown-eyed faces tended to have a rounder and broader chin, a broader mouth with upward-pointing corners, relatively bigger eyes, and eyebrows closer to each other.  Some or all of these could be the real factor driving your perception of trustworthiness.

    Oh my – now go look in the mirror and tell me truthfully are you perceived to be trustworthy – of course you are and the eye color has nothing to do with it – It is because you are a good person.

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    As I practice painting I even like to study the impact of animal eyes.

    As a young Corporate manage I had to take Dale Carnegie courses to understand how the eyes and  facial gestures help manage business situations – different ones when seeking trust, when leading others,  when pushing others,  when competing with others, and when intimidating others.

    From the course I also learned,  by studying the eyes and facial expression of the young brown eyed maiden, just maybe, the Nooooo, Nooooo, Nooooo, was really Maybeeeeeeee, Maybeeeeeeee, Maybeeeeeeee.

    The course was worth it!

    Rembrandt, and other Dutch artists of his day,  made many Tronies – Small studies of eyes and the face. Here are some of my tronies:

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    My fist painting of this face
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    Scary
    pain one green envy
    Green with envy
    pain one fire
    Fire in her eyes
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    I see dollars in the man! “Did you say his names was Stump?”
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    The apple of my eye.
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    Conflicted
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    Will not be caught and eaten
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    I am sleepy. –  Oops – there may be two tomorrows – The third one may be missing.

     

    Oh my – The End

     

     

     

     

     

  • February 9, 2018 – Oh my, Let us think about the art of thinking about why there is art.

    Did you know there are World Heritage  Sites – There are hundreds of them.  United States has 23 and France has 43. Did you know that many of these sites in France are preserving art that is 30,000 years old?

    The Great Ceiling of Rouffignac, one of the world’s oldest and most beautiful art galleries,   is located in Southwest France.  Cro-Magnons, the first members of Homo sapiens, settled in Europe 45,000 years ago.  They most likely were the first artists. They worked on the walls and ceilings of the caves at Rouffignac and many others caves in Europe.

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    Area of the caves

    Let us, you and me, think about why they created art.  – Some say it was just doodling, some say it was done by folks high on weed, some say it was like a book  to record history, but most likely it was part of some form of clan ritual.  But, were the artists men or women?  How many artists painted in the caves?

    Now that got me to researching a little more. In the caves of Dordogne, more than 60 images of mammoths, horses and ibex are depicted in simple, confident lines that show the artisthad startling talent.  Researchers determined there may have been 5 or more artists working together on a single cave wall. They speculated on that count by looking at how many art styles there were. Each artist had different views in their mind.

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    This cave art is declared a World Heritage Sites.  The Cro-Magnon’s were true artists.  They did not have an iPhone camera to record what they saw.  Nooooooo, Nooooooo, they created what was in their mind.   Whether they were driven by idle doodling, smoking a little pot, or depicting what the invisible Gods needed, they presented what was in their mind.  They remembered what they saw and then made it a little more startling by letting their mind create ART!   That is what I do with PhotoShop and Coreal Painter.

    Let us, you and me, think about why I create art.   I take reality and let my mind create art as my mind sees it.  Noooo, Nooooo, I do not smoke a little pot.  I do not casually doodle.  I work hard at my art and I do not create images for the invisible Gods, I create art for you.

    I really do create art for two reasons:

    1. To take on the challenge offered by the computer’s software.  I been taking on that computer software challenge ever since I first met a computer in 1956.   The computer has not won yet!!!

    2. To bring a smile to your face.  Some people really laugh when they view my art. I am not sure if they are laughing with me or at me. – In any case, they laugh and that makes me smile.  THANKS

    So, those are the two reasons I do computer art and write these little stories.

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    In the waiting room, I stared at this real wall.
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    My mind saw this and I created this art wall in  PhotoShop
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    On the left is Charles looking at Breakfast – On the right is Grandpa’ vision of the Breakfast he will make for Charles.
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    As I saw the Heavy Rocket go up this week.
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    My mind went to work, created it’s own image, and drew it on the PhotoShop cave. “God Bless America”
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    Another “God Bless America” scene. A foggy sunrise from my back porch yesterday.
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    But, Gloria misses the excitement of New York City. So my mind went to work in the PhotoShop cave and created this scene off our back porch for her! Oh my, God Bless America.
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    Every day you are blessed with potential art. Just look at the clouds in the sky, or a moon in early morning, or the falling snow making a halo around a street light.
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    Your mind will create an image. Put what your mind saw on paper, challenge the computer software and digitize it as I did, or just visualize it and move on to the next time you look up at the sky — In any case you truly are an artist.

    Being an artist is fun even if you never put your art image on paper.   Just helping your mind create the art is a fun way to study and appreciate the sky, the moon, the snow, and anything else that is around you.  That is why I think there is art.

     

    THE END