I do not pass along forwarded e-mails — but sometimes I extract info and pass it along — Yesterday I got a joke or a wise crack from an old cowboy — about a dead cowboy — on the dead cowboys’s tombstone he had some advise for a happy life; I want to pass it along as a segue to my golf score ( Not really but I needed a reason to pass it along):
On this old cowboy’s tombstone are 4 bits of advise for a happy life — advise to my Grandsons you might say:
1. Have a woman who is a good cook.
2. Have a woman who never lies.
3. Have a woman who likes you.
4. Make sure these three woman do not know each other or you might get shot like I did.
The segue, Oh — it has to do with telling lies (advise #2) — Now which do you consider a fact — You respect me and want to be my friend because I have a good golf score — or — you respect me and want to be my friend because I tell you the truth?
Yesterday I told you I would write down a score of 40 —- Well the truth is I had a score of 52 for nine holes — In fact that is not far from my average on that course — Now you know the rest of the story — or at least the truth of the story!
After golf I did photo shoot just to show you some of what I see — sorry I put you thru watching photos of my life. Wake up and have some milk and cookies — or a glass of wine you older folks!
ALL DONE — That is what I tell Perla when I release her from training and shecan go play with the other hores!