I see an elf with a tassel cap riding a sled -- how 'bout U?

I see an elf with a tassel cap riding a sled — how ’bout U?

I do not pass along forwarded e-mails — but sometimes I extract info and pass it along — Yesterday I got a joke or a wise crack from an old cowboy — about a dead cowboy — on the dead cowboys’s tombstone he had some advise for a happy life;  I want to pass it along as a segue to my golf score ( Not really but I needed a reason to pass it along):

On this old cowboy’s  tombstone are 4 bits of advise for a happy life  — advise to my Grandsons you might say:

1. Have a woman who is a good cook.

2. Have a woman who never lies.

3. Have a woman who likes you.

4. Make sure these three woman do not know each other or you might get shot like I did.

The segue, Oh — it has to do with telling lies (advise #2) — Now which do you consider a fact — You respect me and want to be my friend because I have a good golf score — or — you respect me and want to be my friend because I tell you the truth?

Yesterday I told you I would write down a score of 40 —- Well the truth is I had a score of 52 for nine holes — In fact that is not far from my average on that course — Now you know the rest of the story — or at least the truth of the story!

After golf I did photo shoot just to show you some of what I see — sorry I put you thru watching photos of my life.  Wake up and have some milk and cookies — or a glass of wine you older folks!

Lake shore living

Lake shore living

My transportation to a great hour on flat H2O last night. Loons, geese, and unknowns!

My transportation to a great hour on flat H2O last night. Loons, geese, and unknowns!

Dinner time -- deer know the sound!  only kidding.

Dinner time — deer know the sound! only kidding.

On it's way to the Soo Locks and into Lake Superor.

On it’s way to the Soo Locks and into Lake Superor.

I call it a beautiful flower -- most call it a weed

I call it a beautiful flower — most call it a weed

Some call it a deer -- i call it a salad garden customer.

Some call it a deer — i call it a salad garden customer.

The queens lace -- getting ready to visit great grand sun

The queens lace — getting ready to visit great grandson  I think that is what George of Cambridge is?

Some call it a spider -- I call it my bug zapper.

Some call it a spider — I call it my bug zapper.

Beauty in form -- my dock

Beauty in it’s form — my dock

We all call this a beautiful flower -- for some reason the deer only wanted it 4 a table decoration -- never ate it!

We all call this a beautiful flower — for some reason the deer only wanted it 4 a table decoration — never ate it!

ALL DONE — That is what I tell Perla when I release her from training and shecan go play with the other hores!